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100+ Easter Jokes & Riddles for Kids (Free Printables!)
Make Easter egg-stra fun with hilarious jokes and riddles for kids and adults alike!
Hop into some Easter fun with this huge collection of over 100 Easter jokes and riddles! Perfect for families, these silly, egg-citing jokes will have kids and adults cracking up. From Easter Bunny jokes and eye-roll worthy egg puns to clever knock-knock jokes and silly riddles, there’s something here for everyone to enjoy. Whether you’re sharing laughs at the dinner table, in the classroom, or adding some humor to an Easter egg hunt, these jokes aim to add even more laughter to your holiday!
Easter Bunny Jokes
What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
Nice gnawing you.
What’s an Easter Bunny’s favorite vegetable to grow?
Eggplant
Did you hear about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee?
It’s a tender tail!
How does the Easter Bunny stay cool during summer?
With hare conditioning.
How does the Easter Bunny wish you a Happy Easter?
Hoppy Easter!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party?
Because he’s a party pooper.
Where does the Easter Bunny get a hair cut?
At the hare salon.
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move?
The bunny hop.
Why is the Easter Bunny such a good listener?
He’s all ears.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a good complexion?
He eggs-foliates!
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
He eggs-ercises!
Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast?
IHOP.
What did the Easter Bunny say to cheer its friend up?
Don’t worry. Be hoppy.
Why are Easter bunnies more tired when Easter’s in April?
Because they’ve just finished a long March.
What do you call a rabbit who has fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
What do you call a rabbit who tells good jokes?
A funny bunny.
How does the Easter Bunny dry off after a bath?
With a hare dryer.
Why did the Easter Bunny go on strike?
Because he wanted a better celery.
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny.
Why was the Easter Bunny hired for the job?
He had the most eggs-perience!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had his eggs.
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport?
Basket-ball.
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
By hare-plane.
What do you get when you cross the Easter bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
Where did the Easter Bunny learn to ski?
On the bunny hill.
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite game to play at recess?
Hopscotch.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
He kept quacking the eggs.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite actor?
Rabbit De Niro
What do you call a bunny who can tell a good joke?
A funny bunny.
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had his eggs!
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite styling product?
Hare spray
How do you write a letter to the Easter Bunny?
You send it by hare-mail!
What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
He was egg-spelled!
What kind of story does the Easter Bunny like best?
Ones with hoppy endings.
Easter Egg Jokes
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken.
What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks up.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
Where’s the best place to learn about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
What do you call a very tired Easter egg?
Eggs-austed.
What do you call an unconventional Easter egg?
Egg-centric!
What’s an Easter egg’s least favorite day?
Fry-day.
Why did the Easter egg cross the road?
To get to the basket.
Why did the Easter egg go to the hair salon?
It needed a new dye-job.
What do you call a zen egg?
An ommmmmmlet.
Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs?
It needed an eggs-terminator!
What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?
An egg-straterrestrial!
What did one Easter egg say to the other?
Heard any good yolks lately?
Did you hear about the most beautifully decorated eggs?
They were to dye for!
I was just about to tell you another joke about an egg …
… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolk-er.
Even More Easter Jokes
What do you call the funniest guest at Easter dinner?
The Easter ham.
Why aren’t ducks supposed to hold Easter eggs?
They always quack them.
What do you call a rabbit with a stuffy nose?
A runny bunny.
Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct.
Why is Easter breakfast so fun?
Everyone’s cracking yolks.
What did the kids do when their treats were all hidden on Easter morning?
They demanded an eggsplanation!
What do you call a forgetful rabbit?
A hare-brain.
How does an Easter chick dress for Sunday?
Im-peck-ably.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?
Look for the gray hares.
How do you get to your Easter celebration faster?
Use the eggs-press lane!
How can you get ready for Easter egg hunts?
With eggs-ercise.
Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt?
Because an egg beater!
Did you hear about the guy who complained about his rabbit stew?
He said there was a hare in it..
What do you call a dancing chick on Easter?
Poultry in motion!
How do you leave an Easter party?
By making an eggs-it
What kind of jewelry makes the best Easter gift?
A 14-carrot gold necklace.
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backward?
A receding hare-line!
What’s the angriest vegetable on Easter?
A steamed carrot!
What did the magician say after the rabbit vanished?
Hare today, gone tomorrow.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
To meet up with her Peeps
Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.
What do Easter chicks have to do before they can become hens?
Pass an eggs-am
What do you call a transformer bunny?
Hop-timus Prime.
Why don’t baby chicks play baseball?
Too many fowl balls!
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Where does Dracula put his Easter candy?
In his Easter casket!
What kind of bean can’t grow in a garden?
A jelly bean.
How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
He gets hopping mad.
Easter Riddles
Christmas does come before Easter in one place—where?
The dictionary!
What’s the best way to make Easter easier?
Put an “i” where the “t” is.
How does Easter end?
With an “R”!
How do you know where to celebrate Easter every year?
Where eggs marks the spot!
What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common?
They’re known for stuffing baskets.
How does the Easter Bunny confirm carrots are good for your vision?
He doesn’t wear glasses.
The Easter Bunny lost its tail. Where would it go to buy a new one?
A Retail Store
How many eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one—after that, it’s not empty anymore!
What Easter item has to be broken in order to eat it?
Easter eggs.
Which side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur?
The outside.
What do you get if you cross a rabbit with a shellfish?
An oyster bunny.
I am a little chick, resting in your basket. The only sound I make is in my name. What am I?
A Peep.
Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What do frogs say when they see the Easter bunny?
Ra-bbit
Easter Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny loves you!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny’s been eating my Easter candy
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more Easter baskets?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place to hide eggs?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Harvey.
Harvey who?
Harvey great Easter!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way to the egg hunt?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Hans off my Easter candy!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima ’bout to eat some Easter candy!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma Easter candy is gone!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Today’s about bunnies not owls!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy Easter Bunny showing up?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eggs.
Eggs who?
Eggs-tra excited for Easter today!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Moira.
Moira who?
Moira Easter fun, please.
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