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105 Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids (Free Printables!)
Add a side of laughter to your Thanksgiving celebration with printable jokes featuring turkeys, Thanksgiving foods, and other holiday traditions.
Turkey Jokes
Why do turkeys always play the drums in a band?
They have drumsticks!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Did you hear about the turkey haunted house?
It had a poultry-giest.
What key has legs and can’t open doors?
A turkey!
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected fowl play!
Why did the turkey call it quits at the farm?
He was tired of the fowl language!
What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food!
Why can’t you take a turkey to lunch?
Because they’ll gobble it up!
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Who isn’t hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey–he’s already stuffed.
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes–a building can’t jump at all.
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The tur-key.
What do turkeys and teddy bears have in common?
They both have stuffing.
What key won’t open any door?
A turkey!
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck on the turkey’s foot!
What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a hill?
An eggroll!
Where do you find a turkey with no legs?
Exactly where you left it!
What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
Fowl weather!
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing, wing
How many cooks do you need to stuff a turkey?
Just one, but sometimes they don’t fit.
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Apple gobbler!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because Thanksgiving was right around the corner.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist.
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He had the stuffing knocked out of him!
Why don’t turkeys play baseball?
They don’t want to hit a fowl ball.
What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
The drumsticks.
What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
Serve it lots of food!
How do you make a turkey float?
Add two scoops of ice cream, a turkey, and root beer.
What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?
All About That Baste
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians
Did you hear about the turkey prom?
It was a Butterball.
What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?
Have peck-nics!
What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving?
Quack, quack!
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
It had the stuffing knocked out of it.
Why was the turkey ejected from the game?
It committed a fowl.
What do turkeys say on Thanksgiving?
Moo.
What does a limping turkey say?
Wobble, wobble.
What do turkeys use to serve drinks?
Gob-lets.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself.
How did the turkey cross the lake?
On a gravy boat.
Why didn’t the cook season the turkey?
He ran out of thyme.
How did the turkey get home from Thanksgiving dinner?
On the gravy train.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a vampire?
A bird that sucks your gravy!
Why did the turkey go to the doctor?
It was feeling stuffy.
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
Why did the turkey sit on the ax?
He wanted to hatchet.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was following the chicken.
Why don’t turkeys fly on airplanes?
They prefer to wing it.
Thanksgiving Food Jokes
What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy?
You’re unforgettable.
What did the gravy say to the mashed potatoes?
You complete me.
Why did the pumpkin pie go to the dentist?
It needed a filling.
How do little pumpkins cross the road?
With a crossing gourd.
Did you hear about pumpkin pie that apologized?
It was a piece offering.
What did the Thanksgiving turkey say to the Christmas ham?
Nice to meat you.
What do sweet potatoes wear to bed?
Their favorite yammies.
What did one pumpkin pie say to the other?
You wanna piece of me?
How did Salt and Pepper welcome the guests at Thanksgiving dinner?
Seasoning’s greetings!!
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Because it’s a-maize-ing.
Why was the Thanksgiving vegetable side dish so expensive?
It had 24 carrots!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game?
Squash.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on Thanksgiving?
Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
What kind of vegetable is banned from the kitchen?
The leek!
What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth!
How many cranberries grow on a bush?
All of them.
What are unhappy cranberries called?
Blueberries.
Why shouldn’t you share secrets in the cornfield?
Because corn has ears!
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin pie?
With a pumpkin patch.
What did the sweet potato say to the marshmallow?
“You’re tops!”
Why did the cranberries ask the turkey for advice?
They were in a jam.
What did the sweet potato say when it was asked if it was hungry?
Yes, I yam.
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Other Thanksgiving Jokes
What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?
One has gobblers, the other has goblins!
What do you wear to a Thanksgiving dinner?
A har-VEST.
What does Dracula call Thanksgiving?
Fangs-giving!
Why don’t side dishes tell jokes?
They’re too corny.
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter “g”.
Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
What’s the sleepiest thing at the Thanksgiving table?
Nap-kins.
What always smells the best at the Thanksgiving table?
Your nose
Why don’t pumpkins tell jokes?
They might crack up.
Why is it hard to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes?
You can’t just quit “cold turkey.”
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won first prize?
He was outstanding in his field.
Why did the farmer steamroll his potato field?
He wanted mashed potatoes.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener.
What did the autumn leaf say to the tree?
I’m falling for you.
Why was the math workbook sad on Thanksgiving?
It had too many problems.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite food?
Straw-berries!
Thanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the turkey, let’s eat!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body want some pumpkin pie?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter save me some turkey!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Gwen.
Gwen who?
Gwen is Thanksgiving dinner? I’m hungry!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita bigger pair of pants, I ate too much!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, I’m hungry!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you to carve the turkey.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good pumpkin pie recipe?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t eat this much.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Argue.
Argue who?
Argue going to pass the gravy or what?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody else want pie?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are the best time of year.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Sorry you’ve got a cold on Thanksgiving!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to sit at the kids table again?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you?
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